Fretkiller: The anonymous guitarist. For some reason this YouTube/ internet phenomenon was 'unplugged' from YouTube. Luckily someone had copied all his videos and has re-posted them on YouTube. I love his guitar and his voice, and so here, just because I can, is one of his clips. Up a Lazy River is a special favourite of mine because I've lived beside a river for 35 out of my fifty-mumble years, and rivers feel like home to me.