'I'm always looking for the Hows and the Whys and the Whats,' said Muskrat, 'That is why I speak as I do. You've heard of Muskrat's Much-in-Little, of course?'
'No,' said the child. 'What is it?'
- The Mouse and his Child. Russell Hoban.

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Thursday, 30 August 2012

A Joke

P1: "Knock knock"
P2: "Who's there?"
P1: "Interrupting cow"
P2: "Interrupting cow w..."
P1: "Mooooo!


  1. That's what I like about NZ humour - it's so damned sophisticated!

  2. Very good. Reminds me of another gag:

    P1: Do you know the secret of good commedy?
    P2: Wh...
    P2: Timing!