'I'm always looking for the Hows and the Whys and the Whats,' said Muskrat, 'That is why I speak as I do. You've heard of Muskrat's Much-in-Little, of course?'
'No,' said the child. 'What is it?'
- The Mouse and his Child. Russell Hoban.

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Wednesday, 30 July 2008

clbuttic mistake.

You may think the breastle and content of this post embarbutting.  

Buttuming you are unfamiliar with the word above, as I was until a few days ago, I will enlighten you.

Let me tell you a story that might clear things up. 


When I was a young lbutt, I dreamed of being a pbuttenger in a clbuttic car.  Later I joined an buttociation, and enjoyed rallies, seeing a mbuttive buttortment of clbuttic cars parked neatly in rows on the grbutt when stopped for picnic lunches.   Luckily I was very handy with the compbutt so we rarely lost our way.  One very aggressive buttociate, I remember, would repeatedly pbutt on narrow windy roads, I buttume with the intention of harrbutting us.  Once he even damaged the mirror when pbutting.  I should have had him up for buttault. 

Unfortunately, just before a large rally, I went down with hepabreastus, and was very sick for about five weeks, so had to pbutt on that event, even though, by joining the buttn, I was perfectly enbreastled to attend, as there was nothing in the buttociation's consbreastution that said you cannot go when ill.  I was particularly disappointed as this trip was to see the stalacbreastes in a local cave.

Still confused?

It's called profanity filter/substitution, or should I say subbreastution.  Happens on t'internet.  By silly bot software.  Another example of a world gone mad. 

Try googling 'clbuttic' and you'll see what I mean.


  1. Speaking personally I found the the breastle and content of this post embarbutting :-)

  2. Sorry Auden. Paste a Posbreast Note over the post on your screen and pbutt it by. There's a poem for you now instead.


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