'I'm always looking for the Hows and the Whys and the Whats,' said Muskrat, 'That is why I speak as I do. You've heard of Muskrat's Much-in-Little, of course?' 'No,' said the child. 'What is it?'
- The Mouse and his Child. Russell Hoban.
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Very good, I could use a pad full a week.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Someone has tried to cover most of the bases with this form, but left off the one the Fonz could never bring himself to say on Happy Days: I WAS WRONG.
ReplyDeleteDoes it also come with rubber stamps: "Apology accepted" vs "Apology denied"? ;)
ReplyDeleteWhy blank? There should be another proforma - "Formal Apology for failing to complete a Formal Apology Notice"!
ReplyDeleteAdrian... aw, really?
ReplyDeleteRobert. Yes, also like Otto (Kevin Kline) in "A Fish Called Wanda". But he just had immense trouble even just getting out the S-word.
Dawn - that's a great idea!
YP - Excellent. Recursive.