It is clear to me this cartoon was drawn by someone other-than-a-New Zealander, but I'm going to post it anyway... 'cos it made me smile.
PS. why do I know it wasn't done by a New Zealander?
Because a New Zealander would never call a kiwifrut a 'kiwi'. A Kiwi is the bird, or a New Zealander (either by birth or adoption, we don't mind). One or the other. But never a fruit.